- All the things you didn't want to know were going on down by the Creek.
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- Screen cap credit to cap-that.com
Texts courtesy of the drunk and disorderly on TFLN
Smushed together by that crazy katiemickgee
Send a Text • Ask Dawson Why He's Crying
Things I Did Yesterday:
- wrote a paragraph for a paper that’s due in a couple of days
- put down a deposit on an apartment
- read some more of a good book
- had a milkshake
Things I Did Not Do Yesterday:
- find more TFLN and the DC caps to go with them
Sorry for my skewed priorities! More Texts from Dawson’s Creek soon!
(705): I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
(912): Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you’re receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
(407): Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
(813): EVERY guy that’s EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
(719): He was all like, “I think ur the one that got away and I miss you.” I replied, “I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it.”
(626): Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he’s been sleeping with on the side that I’ve been having gay sex with him all semester?
(215): No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
(201): I wouldn’t blow him for all the queso in the world.
(540): I’d rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
